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BasileusIoannis Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
Dire walks up to the window to collect his things. The Corrections Officer sets a plastic tray with his belongings on the counter, and begins itemizing them.

CO: "One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused soiled. One black suit jacket, one pair black suit pants. One hat, black. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07. Sign here."

Dire takes his stuff, and walks outside the prison gates. His brother Elwood is there to pick him up in what is visibly a former police cruiser.

Dire: "What the hell is this?"


Elwood: "This was a bargain. I picked it up at the dA police auction last week. It's an old dA police car. They were practically giving 'em away."


Dire: "Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car!"


Elwood: "It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."


Dire: "Hit it."

welcome back, DW! :wave:

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mortalli Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
Welcome back! Try not to let it happen again!
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VampyricArts Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
"And thus two-hundred pounds of rice wasted"
chloviejeo Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014
thank you so much for the llama by the away that a lot for art fav you have
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SirGryphon Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Professional General Artist

Hey! Here you go!
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